The Man with Two Legs
Temporada 2, Episódio 1 Sem classificação
SD
On his morning train, Jeff has glimpsed paradise sitting several rows in front; she’s shapely, long, and usually wears a red shoe. Susan is amazed that Sally has been seeing someone for two whole weeks. Two new relationships, two lies, one bar...
My Dinner in Hell
Temporada 2, Episódio 2 Sem classificação
SD
Steve is in the bar with Jeff and Patrick, cringing at the memory of watching tv with Susan the previous evening - a documentary which mentions that men in stable relationships frequently continue to masturbate. Jane and Sally are intrigued to know whether Steve still goes solo. To add to Steve’s misery, Susan has invited her parents for dinner - her parents who are in the habit of talking about sex as if it were a completely normal thing. Meanwhile, Patrick and Jeff are scouring sex shops.
Her Best Friend’s Bottom
Temporada 2, Episódio 3 Sem classificação
SD
Steve has lost his apartment keys and goes to Susan’s to find them. But instead he finds Sally stepping out of the shower... How can he ever tell Susan that he’s seen her best friend’s bottom? “You have seen into the heart of the forbidden lands,” Jeff tells him, “You must never speak of what you saw!” Steve must also steer clear of Captain Subtext, who will collude with the Prickles, the Blurts and the Head Laugh to tell Susan everything. All this and he has to help choose a sofa...
The Melty Man Cometh
Temporada 2, Episódio 4 Sem classificação
SD
Sally is having a drink with a complete oaf called Brian. She spots Patrick with a bunch of business cronies and begs him to rescue her, which he does in true tripod style. Soon they are drinking to Code Red and wondering whether they should have got indelicate together. The next day, Sally decides they should do it - now, a one-time-only offer. He’s got the builders in, her flatmate’s at home with ‘flu; but she has the key to Susan’s flat and arranges to go round ‘to use the shower’.
Jane and the Truth Snake
Temporada 2, Episódio 5 Sem classificação
SD
In the salon Sally is slumped in front of the mirror examining her expanding face with Susan, when Jane stumbles in dramatically and tells them she’s been totally and utterly sacked from her job as a flying eye with the local radio station. As the girls hit the vodka bottle, and discuss other career options for Jane, she shyly admits she has a plan. Meanwhile a grim looking Patrick strides into the bar. He has decided to terminate his latest girlfriend Lynda who has made The Big Mistake.
Gotcha
Temporada 2, Episódio 6 Sem classificação
SD
Steve and Susan have been together for a year. And in the field of human relationships, what is the most frightening thing that can come through your door? A wedding invitation! At the breakfast table Susan is harassed and absorbed in her work. Tonight is the first anniversary of their first date, and there it is, the putting-thoughts-in-your-long- term-girlfriend’s-head bomb, ticking away right in Steve’s hand.
Dressed
Temporada 2, Episódio 7 Sem classificação
SD
Jane’s attention has been caught by Bill, a stunningly handsome guy in the bar. Lust at first sight, contact is established. Although Jane has been a bit horrible to his friends, Bill suggests she join him for dinner the following evening at his place. Meanwhile Patrick needs a pretend wife just for one evening. He and a colleague Ivan are fiercely competitive; Ivan recently got married, so naturally Patrick has invented a whole marriage. Amazingly, Sally agrees to help.
Naked
Temporada 2, Episódio 8 Sem classificação
SD
Jeff is in the cramped store cupboard searching the shelves. His new boss Julia enters. He’s struck by her amazing ‘top of the range’ eyes and the fact that she is ‘covered in breasts.’ Meanwhile Julia tells Susan she’s met someone ‘edible’ at the office. But is it ever acceptable to kiss someone really junior at work? And was there really detectable NAT between them? (NAT: Noise Avoidance Tilting - the first signpost on the road to intimate squelching.)
The End of the Line
Temporada 2, Episódio 9 Sem classificação
SD
Steve seems incapable of making any decisions, and Susan is beginning to despair. When her new French client starts picking holes in her work over the phone, she tears her off a strip - in fluent French. Richard, a pleasant looking guy of the same age, grins oafishly at her - he really likes French women. “But I bet you’ve got a boyfriend”, he says. Susan hesitates. “Oui” she replies. A guilty Steve finds himself exchanging phone numbers with an attractive girl he meets in the bar.